Ron Howard's brother or some random dude in a gorilla suit?

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Star Jones (post-op) or Star Jones (pre-op & get paid $750)

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The Nanny or Janice from Friends?

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Carlos Santana or Lorenzo Lamas?

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Colin Quinn or Kurt Loder?

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Adrian Brody or Adrian Grenier?

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Bald Brittney or Kathy Griffin?

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The Pointer Sisters or Destiny's Child?

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Michael Ian Black or Michael Showalter?

 

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Mr. Belvedere (surrounded by mirrors) or Andy Milonakis?

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Dave Thomas or the Quaker Oats guy?

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Pam or Karen?

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Mac or Dennis?

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Cindy Crawford or Kathy Ireland?

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Keith Richards or a pack of Lucky Strikes?

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Fiona Apple or Christina Ricci?

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Dustin Diamond (twice) or Carrot Top (steroids)?

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